Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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