they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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