mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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