I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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