I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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