Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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