Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
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NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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