yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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