the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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