Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
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All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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