Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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