Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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