we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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