Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
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I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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