i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Randomize