Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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