No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
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That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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