wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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