I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
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Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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