I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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