don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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