WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
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At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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