How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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