Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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