Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
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