What a fucking waste of an outfit
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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