I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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