Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Come share oat with me in your robe
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
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I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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