so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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