Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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