Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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