my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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