I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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