ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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