The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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