those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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