period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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