I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
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I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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