tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
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fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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