these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
