I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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