I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
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I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
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