Well apparently he's into motor boating.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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