Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
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Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
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I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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