Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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