its not stalking. its research.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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