Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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