Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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