I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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