They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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