Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
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I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
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And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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