Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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