I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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