So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
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Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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