Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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